When I was in Year 8, I decided I wanted to be a porn star. What's so interesting about that I hear you ask? Well I saw nothing wrong with it either and felt so comfortable with it that I announced it my accounting class. Needless to say that at one of the top private schools in the state, renowned for delivering exceptional academic results every November, it was not received that well by staff and a flurry of concern ensued.
I did genuinely think it would be a great job. Work a few hours a day, hang out with hot guys and without a doubt in my mind I would be doing something I truly love!
I have often had discussions with my friends on how they would cope if they somehow manage to fall in love with a porn star...and when I say fall in love I mean the type that is reciprocated - not fantasizing whilst watching his latest offering (so to speak!) on DVD. I'm by no means the jealous type but I just don't think I could do it. The notion of someone else portraying what I consider to be the most intimate and personal act with your partner, would make me physically sick. Ironic it is that I couldn't date one but I could be one myself!
And so begs the question, if you want the hottest guy or girl out there, are you happy to take what may come with it? Every guy I have dated has been a model at some point and whilst I wouldn't consider myself a modeliser, there is no way in hell I am walking down the street with someone average. The last one started to become annoying when walking down the street as people would actually stop what they were doing to look at him. Novel at first, annoying after a few months.
The fine line between exceptional and high maintenance seems ever elusive...lucky I already found that equilibrium! Those who give up on finding it are easily identified - they are the ones who 'go for brains not looks'. Rough translation on this: I settled because I couldn't do any better!
Al
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5 comments:
hello, found your site from deb's .. goshhh, i beg u.. I want a model too or someone drop dead good looking (will do).. never seem to get them... please impart your knowledge oh great one!
My gay boyfriends live interstate, are both cute and rate on the hot scale, but aren't high maintenance ;)
And no, you can't have their number :P
We can't all be as hot as you, Al!
Adeleine: I dont think I have ever gone about looking for them. It has just happened that way. I go out with friends very much focussed on having a good night and as such don't give others much attention. It takes a strong and confident person to approach me, so perhaps the better looking fun this situation easier? Something to think about anyway...let them come to you!
I totally understand! I'm only friends with you because you are hot Al...
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